Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Is Oprah even human
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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