i barfeds in our rink
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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