I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Randomize
