bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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