Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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