no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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