love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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