I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Sacagawea was the original milf.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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