Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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