She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Do you remember whose house we're in?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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