gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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