I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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