he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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