she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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