I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I can't turn off my feet"
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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