Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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