oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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