Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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