i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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