he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
pop tarts are not kleenex
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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