i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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