Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i dont even know how to be here
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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