We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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