Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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