This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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