I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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