would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
