needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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