So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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