Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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