his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
3pm strippers are depressing
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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