She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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