There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
We have so much sex to catch up on
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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