and you said cock pushups were impossible
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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