he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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