Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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