He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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