Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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