Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
