Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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