OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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