So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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