I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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