I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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