After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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