The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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