I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
