haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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