yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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