I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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