I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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