So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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