Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
