I need help removing her.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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