my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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