So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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