i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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