Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
